Episode I: The Phantom Menace Sounds

They will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships. 40.5 Kb

 

Episode II: Attack of the Clones Sounds

You obviously have a great deal to learn about human behaivor. 238 Kb I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction! 212 Kb I am programmed to understand humans. 231 Kb Shut me down. 98.8 Kb Where are you going now? 75.1 Kb How might I be of service? 114 Kb He is carrying a messange from an Obi-Wan Kenobi. 274 Kb If they had needed our help, they would have asked for it. 244 Kb

 

Episode IV: A New Hope Sounds

I'm going to regret this. 32.8 Kb Don't get technical with me. 99.9 Kb Wake up. Wake up! 73.1 Kb You'll be malfunctioning within a day you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help, because you won't get it. 152 Kb I'm saved! 23 Kb Will this never end? 22.5 Kb Owen: Can you speak Bocci C-3P0: Of course I can, sir. It's like a second language to me. Owen: All right, shut up. 95.9 Kb Hello, sir! I am C-3P0, human-cyborg relations. 72.5 Kb That malfunctioning little twirp! 41 Kb Oh, switch off! 26.2 Kb This is madness! 96.1 Kb I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win. 72.8 Kb

 

Episode V: Empire Strikes Back Sounds

Sir, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an Imperial Star Destroyer- Leia: Shut up! 37.7 Kb Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh no! I've been shot! 270 Kb R2 says the chances of survival are 725 to 1. 92.2 Kb Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the Alliance; it could be an Imperial code. 63.3 Kb Actually, R2 has been known to make mistakes... from time to time. 73.8 Kb Sir, the possibility of succesfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1! Han Solo: Never tell me the odds. 590 Kb

 

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Sounds

C-3P0 tells the Ewoks the story of Star Wars. 2.59 Mb It's against my programming to impersonate a Deity. 49.3 Kb Victims of the almighty Sarlacc, His Excellency hopes that you will die, honorably 59.1 Kb His high exaltedness, Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated, immediately. Han: Good, I hate long waits. 183 Kb R2, what are you doing here?! Well I can see that your serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. There're going to execute Master Luke, and if we're not careful, us too. 129 Kb R2, you're playing the wrong message! 24 Kb He say's there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge. 529 Kb Because he's holding a thermal detonator! 49.6 Kb (Droid talking) C-3P0: Goodness gracious me. 20.2 Kb I'm rather embarrased, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course of a banquet in my honor. 63.4 Kb I have decided that we shall stay here. 23.2 Kb Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe. Han: That's what I've always wanted. 65.3 Kb