Galactic Empire Characters for President:
Galactic Empire Candidates: 15
Welcome to the Docking Bay 101 Star Wars Election page. Who will you vote for? Not sure? This page will give you a reliable list of the pro's and con's of most of the Dark side characters in the Star Wars Universe. These characters are aligned with the "Galactic Empire" Party, which offers an aggressive stance in wars of conquest, they are in favor of Capitol Punishment, and are not opposed to slavery.
 
 

Count Dooku
Pros:
He looks like a president.
He's great with a lightsaber.
He's tall.

Cons:
He betrayed the Jedi.
He mingles on the side of evil.
He's dead.

 
 

Boba Fett
Pros:
He has a cool helmet.
He has cool weapons and will get the NRA vote.

Cons:
He doesn't say much and won't do so good in debates.
He's a bounty hunter, which is cool, but might be considered a scandel.
He's dead.

 
 

Jango Fett
Pros:
He has a cool helmet.
He'll also get the NRA vote.
He was chosen as the host for an army of clones, so he must have something good going for him.

Cons:
He's a bounty hunter.
He kills Jedi, or at least tries.
He's dead.

 
 

Bib Fortuna
Pros:
He, um, well, he's kind of tall, I think.

Cons:
He's weak-minded.
Doesn't speak English and he doesn't even get subtitles.
He's kind of freaky-looking.
No military or political experience that we know of.
He's dead.

 
 

Greedo
Pros:
None

Cons:
He's kind of short-sighted.
Not very sharp.
Faithful to no one person.
Slow with the trigger.

 
 

Nute Gunray
Pros:
He has political experience on the Trade Federation.

Cons:
He's a coward.
He makes deals with Sith Lords.
He attacks peaceful planets like Naboo.
He has a stupid accent.
He's dead.

 
 

Jabba The Hutt
Pros:
He is willing to compromise, to a point.
He's not weak-minded.

Cons:
Scandels such as hiring smugglers.
Also hires bounty hunters.
He's not only butt-ugly, but he's fat and drools too.
He hires exotic dancers.
He's cruel to animals.
He's dead.

 
 

Darth Maul
Pros:
He has experience dealing with senators.

Cons:
Doesn't say much. He won't do well in debates.
All his tatooes will make him lose the conservative vote.
He's vindictive.
He's dead.

 
 

Admiral Motti
Pros:
He has military experience, he's an Admiral.
He's willing to voice his true opinion, doesn't lie.
He uses big words.

Cons:
He's kind of a moron.
He's over-confident.
He's on the side that blows up planets.
He bickers.
He's probably dead.

 
 

Admiral Ozzel
Pros:
He has military experience and achieved the rank of Admiral.

Cons:
He's clumsy and stupid.
He looks kind of like Hitler.
He always wants to argue.
He's dead.

 
 

Emperor Palpatine
Pros:
He has political experience as a Senator.
He's able to deceive anybody.
Everything transpires according to his desire.
He's smart.
He's great at lightsaber combat.
He has remarkable patience and foresight.
Fantastic at manipulating others, he's always in control.

Cons:
He's power-hungry.
He's ugly.
He kills people.
He's dead.

 
 

Admiral Piett
Pros:
He has military experience and achieved the rank of Admiral.
He was a good Admiral, Darth Vader didn't even kill him.

Cons:
He's a bad guy.
He's probably dead.

 
 

General Tagge
Pros:
He has military experience as a General.
He's not as over-confident as most bad guys.
He's catious and realistic.

Cons:
He is a bad guy.
He's most likely dead.

 
 

Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin
Pros:
Political experience.
Military experience, he's a Grand Moff.

Cons:
He has been known to blow up planets.
He has been known to torture princesses and sentence them to death.
He's ugly.
He's dead.

 
 

Darth Vader
Pros:
He has military experience.
He has political experience.
It's admirable how he went from a slave to a Jedi and powerful leader.
He has a cool helmet.
He's tall.
Good voice.

Cons:
He killed a bunch of people.
He has been known to betray people, such as the Jedi and then the Emperor.
He has a breathing problem.
He's ugly, and won't show his face.
Not good with negotiations, he usually just kills the other guy instead of compromising.
He has been known to torture princesses.
He was involved in a Tusken Raider massacre.
He blames others when things go wrong.
He's dead.

 
 

 
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